Because I made it, and it's mine, and you'll laugh and junk.

Or you won't, and you'll tell me I FAIL at the internets, and then I'll cry and stuff, and you'll all feel rilly RILLY bad.� But then, we'll all make up and have punch and pie and post goofy pics of ourselves and a good time will be had by all.

But first, you have to watch my video.